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Anonymous asked: ve been fucking my sister's married father in law ever since he came down for the wedding. He's 53 and I'm 19 and he's a deacon. He opened me an account and I get $1200 a month. It's not really sex for money because it started off as just sex and I only see him for a week or 2 every couple of months. I flew with them to his hometown and we fucked in his and his wife's bed. I think he actually likes me, he calls and texts me frequently to just talk.
"he’s a deacon"
I’m not a church going man so maybe someone can answer this for me. Do deacons get any of the money people donate to the church?
If so, ROFL. The thought of all those old Black grannies scraping their pennies together to leave it in the collection plate so ole boy can drop that load in your vagina
“It’s not really sex for money”
“I think he actually likes me, he calls and texts me frequently to just talk”
There is nothing a 19 year old girl has to say that is interesting to a 53 year old man. NOTHING.
I’m 30 and I can barely hold a conversation with a 19 year old. I can only imagine how less of a fuck I will give in 23 more years.
He’s keeping tabs on his purchased piece of pussy. Dassit.
$1200 a month for some church pussy seems pretty steep
1200 dollars for 19 year old rental pussy? Jeez.
Pussy better have surround sound, a lazy boy chair and a mini fridge.
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Jamie Senat / 21 / NY
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Same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada since before Twitter even existed. Source
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
White people pretending like they know more about my culture than I do
It’s horrifying that I’m not the only one facing this, that white people not only romanticize the fuck out of our religion and culture, appropriate it, but now have taken to trying to teach us how it works instead.
idk how to react - it’s kinda too ridiculous to be real.
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON:Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR:How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK:Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY:You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI:Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE:I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.